I want to move back to Arlington! I don't care if I have more room here and more playmates and new toys...I don't like it one bit! I miss my daddy. I miss my mommy. I miss being able to fit behind the futon. For that matter, I miss being able to sit on the futon! All these new rules!! It's terrible.
Okay, okay. I like the new apartment. I like living with mommy and Sarah. I like it when Sarah's parents come to visit. But I want daddy to come back. And mommy never has time to play anymore because she works ALL DAY EVERY DAY. Doesn't she know her schedule should revolve around me? Hmph.
I am mutiny-ing. (Is that a word? Can we pretend it is?) Until mommy takes me back to Arlington, I will not be a good dog! No I won't!